In this episode the Quarterbacks examine another fine piece courtesy of The Federalist (sarcasm intended) where one aspiring author has a brilliant idea for America: a divorce. As the boys ridicule the stupidity of division and secession in the name of gun rights, a reminder of alternate working solutions is offered in order for the boys to heal the marriage of Right and Left. Appealing to fine examples of marriage, such as Republican Kim Davis, the boys prove that this is a marriage that can work. As usual the boys have a look into Donald’s World, only to discover his tweets are about to start a war with Russia. Finally, McLuvin’ gets on one of his usual rants, complaining about the fact that water in liquid form is exempt from sales tax, but freeze it and all bets are off.